My Cyborg Cat

My cyborg cat has lasers for eyes.
To try and fool him would be unwise.
My cyborg cat for some reason wears ties?
Whoever programmed my cyborg cat was kind of weird.
I mean, ties are impractical for a cat.
It’s always dragging on the ground and getting in the way.
They could have at least made him partial to bowties.
He also has an odd attraction to french-fries.

Fly me to the moon.

My humble attempt at song writing:

I wish you would just fly me to the moon, in your hot air balloon.
What I would do is I'd bring a book or two just to read to you
And we'd sit on the dark side of the moon and I'd read my book to you

The moon is father away than I'd like to admit
The sun goes down more often than I'd like it to

I guess it would do just to sit on my porch with you and read you a book or two.